February 2012
loremgetsum:
sometimes i stop and consider the profoundly different life i would be living if beyonce had sung in lady marmalade.
I’m going to add this to my list of things to think about, along with ‘what would it be like if I woke up as Kanye?’
Jesse and I are getting disgustingly domestic.
I’m enjoying it.
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every-sound:
jarwithaheavylid:
every-sound:
fuck i love garlic bread
it literally has the two most perfect ingredients known to humanity.
bread
+
garlic
=
perfection
the internet gets me
tinymoths:
lyrics to any song that comes out now:
we are gonna dance all night
and get down
get on the floor
throw your hands in the air
grab someone hot and dance with them
get drunk
dance dance dance dance
mick jagger
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Top 10 Pro-feminist Episodes of The Simpsons →
iamthecrime:
(I’m gonna pretend the Julian Assange guest-star episode never happened…)
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Grief | Stephen Dobyns
pinkeezy:
Trying to remember you is like carrying water in my hands a long distance across sand. Somewhere people are waiting. They have drunk nothing for days. Your name was the food I lived on; now my mouth is full of dirt and ash. To say your name was to be surrounded by feathers and silk; now, reaching out, I touch glass and barbed wire. Your name was the thread connecting my life; now I am...
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one shouldn’t feel uncomfortable in one’s own home.
my bed is an island.
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cosmo tip #185
expertcosmotips:
cut his balls off they look weird
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a little chickadee just landed on my windowsill...
ink-lings:
it’s a good day
it’s McKenzee’s birthday and I think she just proved she’s Snow White (?)
anyway happy birthday sweet girl
dear missing e,
real talk: thanks for the new features I see popping up. it makes up for tumblr being a dick and forcing me to agree to using yr ~hack~.
keep up the food fight.
it is harder for me to pick a new theme than a new haircut.
“Divorcing your spouse because you fell out of love is like selling your car...”
– (via fromthedepthsofmysoul)
but…why would you stay with them if you don’t want to be with them anymore? why rob each other out of happiness of being with other people? and then you’ll just resent each other and it’ll negatively harm everyone in that household.
this is a shitty analogy. =/
(via...
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
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