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I can lie pretty well

sorry I'm not sorry

Impress Me

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

emilysredsun:

“It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
And who would’ve thought? It figures.”

there is a time in my life when jagged little pill was my go-to album.

(via weasleyswizardwheezes)

baturday:

Batman visits Nebraska.

baturday:

Batman visits Nebraska.

(Source: nevver, via hermione-ganja)

face-down-asgard-up:

OH
NO

whyyy???

face-down-asgard-up:

OH

NO

whyyy???

yep still the funniest person I know.

lifeonfiction:

queen-of-everything:

notforzulu:

hismajestythebitch:

isitscary:

nigga-moon:

torappu:

ppl need 2 chill

lmfao

it ain’t even been two days and white people are already misbehaving

oh my god

so much secondhand embarrassment/shame for my race

so much i could cry

so

much

Oh Lord. 

This is embarrassing.

RACIST.

“not trying to sound racist”

face-down-asgard-up:

A Stash From The Past - 6x05

I am Jackie Harris for life.

(Source: alyssalou)

lianamaris:

Things that cannot screen for breast cancer and things that can.

lianamaris:

Things that cannot screen for breast cancer and things that can.

(via stfuconservatives)


“Ooh boy, I love you so, never ever ever gonna let you go. Once I get my hands on you”

“Ooh boy, I love you so, never ever ever gonna let you go. Once I get my hands on you”

carlosconstellate:

thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: Pfizer has issued a recall notice for over 1 million birth control pill packets — marketed by Akrimax Rx Products in the US — because they may inadvertently raise the risk of pregnancy.
According to the pharmaceutical company, the recall applies to packets that were accidentally shipped with too many or too few active tablets. The imbalance in proper dosage of the drugs is not dangerous, but may elevate the chance a woman taking these pill would become pregnant.
Pfizer says the root cause of the mixup was both mechanical and QA-related. A spokeswoman assured customers it has been since sorted out.
This recall could not come at a worse time for Pfizer, which just today announced a decline in fourth-quarter profits, which it attributes to generic alternatives for their best-selling products.
To see if your packet of Pfizer birth-control pills is being recalled, review the list of lot numbers on the FDA website.
[abcnews / wsj.]

just FYI for anyone using this stuff.

carlosconstellate:

thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: Pfizer has issued a recall notice for over 1 million birth control pill packets — marketed by Akrimax Rx Products in the US — because they may inadvertently raise the risk of pregnancy.

According to the pharmaceutical company, the recall applies to packets that were accidentally shipped with too many or too few active tablets. The imbalance in proper dosage of the drugs is not dangerous, but may elevate the chance a woman taking these pill would become pregnant.

Pfizer says the root cause of the mixup was both mechanical and QA-related. A spokeswoman assured customers it has been since sorted out.

This recall could not come at a worse time for Pfizer, which just today announced a decline in fourth-quarter profits, which it attributes to generic alternatives for their best-selling products.

To see if your packet of Pfizer birth-control pills is being recalled, review the list of lot numbers on the FDA website.

[abcnews / wsj.]

just FYI for anyone using this stuff.

(via cityofbridges)

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